Saturday, February 28, 2009

What can you do after eating KFC?

Nowadays, people enjoy eating KFC, but, what can they do with the bones left?
Take a look at the following pictures!

The first one, the "X" bone !~


Now the KFC soldier!~


The KFC cheer leader?


KFC holding a spear?


Lastly, KFC as basketball player?


RECYCLE, do not waste the left-over BONES!! make it something useful!!
hahas!
enjoy!

My new blog

Just now i just made a new blog..
http://david-xperfectworld.blogspot.com/
hahas!

i always wondering why this blog didn't generate any earning, and finally, after i made my new blog, i found it out, d@mn!
It was because i didn't put the ads IN this blog... how sucks was that!! SCREW ME UP!!
sad!!

What to do? My own mistakes!!
Well, got time go visit my new blog.. and updates will be in both blog! hahas

Friday, February 27, 2009

Only in Pakistan!~~

I found some brilliant pictures which only can be found in Pakistan!

Now let's take a look!!

The first picture showing a SANDAL, but, have you ever seen a NOKIA brand sandal?
For the time, i only knew Nokia is for HANDSET!! lolxxx


Now the Doctor SHIT.. Omg, such a great NAME!!


Doctor ALI BABA? wahaha!!


See what the soldier doing? are they finding CHICK to shoot? so called chick point?


Is this the carefour?? sounds same?


Can you ever imagine that how a shop can open 25 HOURS?


Teksi? Taksi? are they the same? lolxxx


press up to go up? press down to go down? isn't it vert obvious? still need to give warning there? Scare people wan go up then press down? lolxx~~


Wow, see this Mercedes, how big is the star!!


Wow, what was that guy doing? is that his HELMET?


Hahas!
that's all!
Have a great time yea!!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

D@mn.. totally screw up!!

WTF!!~~
Just now having my test, and i don't even know how to do one out of three questions!
And now you guess what is waiting me?



Can you see that picture? And now you should know what is waiting me!
d@MN it, IS EGG, MAN!!

Even though I did really tried to study a bit, but still cannot answer! Was that means that I'm stupid?
Idiot? D@mn, what can i say about that?

You know what, i like to call myself 2 in 1 or sometimes 3 in 1!
What is 2 in 1? In my dictionary, it means i can do 2 things in one time!
Sometime even worse, 3 things together!!

Is that because i thought I'm smart enough? or LAZY enough?
Study, Gaming, and Chatting in one time!
Is pretty CRAZY har?
But i like to practice that!

And the consequence was what i got now!! IS THIS ->



Haiz....

Actually i have tried so hard to be a more hardworking , but just CANNOT!!
WHY?

I also ever tried to give up Gaming, but failed!!
And i knew there is only one way i can be more hardworking, you guess what?
For the time it still remained as a secret.. so i also do not want to say it!!

Now, i assume that i have lost 20% for this subject, and 80% left!! meaning that there is no chance to get A anymore!! haiz!!
Sometime i really do not know what should i DO!

Life seems quite meaningless to me, just cannot find the point!
So, most of the time i just doing the pointless thing, Gaming!!

Should i give up my GAME once again?
I really want to know what can make me change? What can make me found the meaning of LIFE? What can make me felt that I AM a HUMAN!

I really do not know the important of study, but i quite care of it!
I also do not know whether I'm smart or stupid! But i like to be in MIDDLE!!
Too smart also not good, too stupid also sucks!!

Well...
Maybe i should say " Life is just like that, no more no less"!!
What we expect always can be UN-fulfilled....

Even though do not have any mood now, but have to eat also!! That's all!!
just give advices or comments as you like!!!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Something, Back in my mind!

OMG~~
Is been a while since i broke up with my last GF!
and now, i felt that I'm falling in love again~WTF!!



I hate love actually, it really makes me SICK! D@Mn!
I think is because every time i fell in love, I'll sacrifice some of my precious things, like TIME!

And now, the feeling is BACK!
The feeling of loving someone, hardy to resist!! GOD!
I like to be single!



Some time i try to pretend that "BOY no need GIRL" is true!
But, is not actually!

Sometimes, i really do not know what is LOVE exactly?
I have failed 3 times in love, going for the fourth?
I think the answer is "also fail"

Sounds very optimistic?
No no, i think I'm not mature enough to LOVE someone!



Haha, whatever!
Maybe I should give myself some time to THINK!

Well, please do not ask me who is she!
For the time being, no answer will be given!!!~~

Any advices?

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Funny conversations!!

Laugh~~ The following are the conversations between a girl and a boy / man and woman / wife and husband / teacher and pupil.. (stupid question with the smart answer!)
E
njoy!!


Now the first part, the conversation between a girl and a boy!!

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
BOY : ....

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : WTF....

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : ....

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
GIRL : ....

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WOMAN : .....

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Stan?
STAN : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly


Second part, between wife and husband!!
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other..
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Now, between teacher and pupil!!
Teacher : 'Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?' Pupil : 'The moon'. Teacher : 'Why?'
Pupil : 'The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it'.

Teacher : Good answer! =.=


Teacher : 'What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?'

Pupil : 'A teacher'.

Teacher : .....


Teacher : 'Sam, you talk a lot !'
Sam : 'It's a family tradition'..
Teacher : 'What do you mean?'

Sam : 'Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher'.

Teacher : 'What about your mother?'
Sam : 'She's a woman'.

Teacher : ' Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?'

One Student : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.'


Teacher : ' George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him ?'
One Student: ' Because George still had the axe in is hand.'


Lastly, between Doctor and patient!!
Patient : 'What are the chances of my recovering doctor?'

Doctor : 'One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died'..

Please comment yea!! Wahaha!!

Monday, February 23, 2009

Review of Mathematics!

I AM A CALCULATOR~~ PLEASE USE ME!~~~

Today, let's see some questions that we can calculate using our mind, without the calculator!

For the first such question, we do addition "+"~!

1=1
1 + 1 = 2
12 + 21 = 33
123 + 321 = 444
1234 + 4321 = 5555
12345 + 54321 = 66666
123456 + 654321 = 777777
1234567 + 7654321 = 8888888
12345678 + 87654321 = 99999999
123456789 + 987654321 = 1111111110

Is very simple right? we can get those answers without the calculator!!~

Now the second question, multiplication:~~ "x"

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

After you calculated the second and third terms, then the others you can just simply write it out, without the calculator!


Remember that, CALCULATOR WAS CREATED BY HUMAN, THEREFORE, HUMAN MIND HAS THE STRONGEST CALCULATION ABILITY!

Hahas, for the time being, i just manage to give those two examples!!
Will have more updates SOON!!
Please comment yea!! Thanks!!

Sunday, February 22, 2009

How cat shows their love to human!!

CAT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Human like to raise pet, cat is one of their choice!
But, do we know how the cat think?

If a cat wants to eat, it may simple "Miao miao miao"!!
But, how is the cat shows their love to their master?

The following three pictures showing how a cat expressing its feeling to human through singing!


When a cat staring at you, meaning it trying to say "I LOVE YOU"!~~~


Unfortunately, human always reject the cat's love!!~~


The song title is "When you look me in the eyes" from Jones brothers! Just the short chorus part!!
Please comment yea! hahas!!

Saturday, February 21, 2009

The eighth wonder of the world!! Only in Malaysia!!

I think you all know what are the seven wonders of the world right?

Well, those are the Great wall of China in China~

Chichen Itza in Mexico~

Christ the Redeemer in Brazil~


Colosseum in Italy~


Machu Picchu in Peru~


Petra in Jordan~


lastly Taj Mahal in India~


And now the eighth wonder of the world, which only can be found in Malaysia~

Firstly the plant is implant with HELMAT!!!


Ehh, realy don't know how to describe this one, LOLxx...


Look at the DIRECTION lines on the road, and this possibly lead to an accident`~



See what is in front the main gate of the house, how the car can go out?


Wow, this is the greatest car that i ever seen, by using a chair to replace the driver seat!!!!~~


Do you think that there is not rubbish BIN provided?~~


YEA, Now you actually can see that what is the situation in Malaysia!!
Wahaha!! please comment yea!!

17 reasons why guys like girls?

Have you ever think why guys like girls? Even though there are some cases that guys like guys and girls like girls, but what I'm trying to write is, WHY GUYS LIKE GIRLS!

After I searching all over the internet and asking my friends opinions, the 17 reasons why guys like girls is as follow:


1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

8. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

9. How cute they are when they argue.

10. The way her hand always finds yours.

11. The way they smile.

12. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later....

13. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them.

14. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'.

15. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

16. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

17. The way they say 'I miss you'
.


Yea, i pretty agree with those reasons!
hahas, please comment yea!!

Friday, February 20, 2009

How does a kiss really works?

What is a kiss meant to you?


Lazy to continue with "My University" post, so trying to write something interesting!
There are many kinds of kisses,
Here are some translation on what are those kisses mean~~

Kiss on the hand = I adore you!

Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friend with you!

Kiss on the neck = I want you!

Kiss anywhere else = Lets no get carried away!

Kiss on the ear = I am just playing!

Kiss on the lips = I love you!


If he/she looks in your eyes, meaning that they want to Kiss you!
If he/she playing with your hair, meaning that he/she can't live without you!
If he/she hands on your waist, meaning that he/she love you too much to let you go!

For girls, if any guys gets fresh with you, SLAP him!
For guys, if any girl slap you, her intentions are still good!
For both guys and girls, PLEASE close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare!!! HAHAs

To all, remember the following:

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss, without some tongue.

So open your mouth, close your eyes,

and give your tongue
some exercises!!

That's all!
Please comment yea! hahas!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

My Terengganu RENT house!

Yea, like I promised few day ago, this post will be "My Trengganu Rent House"!!
I think you all know why i rent a house in Terengganu with my friends right? Is because in the last post, i got said that currently I'm studying in Terenganu!

Well, we rent a house nearing to our University, is only 2KM away! So, we actually can go to our University just by cycling, but seems we own a car from one of my friend, so cycling is ignored! hahas, because everyday cycling also tired!

We rent a house at one of the housing area called "TAMAN MAIDAM", is a malay words
So now let's us take a look at the house and area surrounding it!

This view is from about 300m sway form the house!

As you can see, all the house in this housing area is quite small in size right?


Now the closer view!
There is a mosque on the left side if the picture!


And now closer and closer and closer!~~


Finally, the house is just the last one on the right side row, where the white cloth guy standing there!

Those pictures were taken when i was cycling back from campus!
That's our DOOR, wahaha!~~ and that's the car "KANCIL" we usually drive to University!



There are 3 bicycles, 2 more had been stolen!


Ok, now let's see the inside of the house!~~
Firstly the living room!~~

Wow, as you can see, the living room is small and is EMPTY!
Only got 2 tables + a few chairs! We do not have any sofa set, television, dvd player and the other things that a living room should have, HOW PITY!!!~~


Luckily we still have a refrigerator and a washing machine, Wahaha!

Now the kitchen!!


Is a D@Mn small kitchen, if 4 persons go in together, they can stuck at there and cannot go out, LOLx!!!


Lastly, my bedroom!~~


Erm.. the bed room is not too small, but, 2 persons share a room making it looks small, hahas!
Inside the room i only got a computer table(laptop table more suitable, haha), a laptop, double decker bed, and a wardrobe!


Is very messed up right?, Well, that's the bed room for a MAN!! hahas!!

Yea, that's all for this post, and the next one will be "My University"!!
Remember to comment yea! hahas