Funny conversations!!

Laugh~~ The following are the conversations between a girl and a boy / man and woman / wife and husband / teacher and pupil.. (stupid question with the smart answer!)
Enjoy!!


Now the first part, the conversation between a girl and a boy!!
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
BOY : ....

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : WTF....

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : ....

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
GIRL : ....

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WOMAN : .....

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Stan?
STAN : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly

Second part, between wife and husband!!
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other..
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Now, between teacher and pupil!!
Teacher : 'Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?' Pupil : 'The moon'. Teacher : 'Why?'
Pupil : 'The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it'.
Teacher : Good answer! =.=

Teacher : 'What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?'
Pupil : 'A teacher'.
Teacher : .....

Teacher : 'Sam, you talk a lot !' Sam : 'It's a family tradition'..
Teacher : 'What do you mean?'
Sam : 'Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher'.
Teacher : 'What about your mother?' Sam : 'She's a woman'.

Teacher : ' Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?'
One Student : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.'

Teacher : ' George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him ?'
One Student: ' Because George still had the axe in is hand.'

Lastly, between Doctor and patient!!
Patient : 'What are the chances of my recovering doctor?'
Doctor : 'One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died'..

Please comment yea!! Wahaha!!